guys i’m a horrible person.
i took this girl’s spot. i saw her here the last time.

but i really need to charge my laptop!
and i know why you sit here, man.
it’s a nice spot.—

not too social and not too loner with a duffle bag.

I don’t wanna go to world lit.
But I don’t want to hear someone else playing beyonce from their cell phone. Seriously, get some fucking headphones I’m trying to make myself go to class and you’re actually helping.

speech teach goes:

“you have to write a speech about yourself, has to be a minute long.”

my reaction: riiiiiiiiiiight.

Dear college bookstore,

I do not appreciate you not buying my
books back. You are an insult to every
good bookstore ever made. In other
words, YOU SUCK ASS.

Sincerely,
Maria

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS

First day of semester and I already want it to end.

My first class hasn’t even started yet.

It’s gonna be a good semester.

lolololol

i like how my prof thinks i’ll have a five+ minute speech memorized by thursday.

i’m ready.

Dear World Literature,

If you see me getting sleepy, it is not
your fault, trust me, you are an
interesting subject. However, this
particular professor makes you very
boring. I’m sorry you have to put up with
this nonsense.

Sincerely,
Maria

Dear western civ,

It was good,
But I learned more from the book
rather than those tedious notes
the professor made us write down.

Sincerely,
Maria